Originally published in print December 2020.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A dildo from Lovehoney…
- Lovehoney furry handcuffs
What is it?
Metal handcuffs with faux fur attached.
Why is it so good?
These handcuffs are a great addition to the bedroom. Not only are these handcuffs very modestly priced, they are soft and easy to use, and feature a quick safety release along with keys to provide peace of mind.The faux fur is also detachable for those seeking more immersive roleplay!
How much is it? €9.95
Where can I buy it?https://www.lovehoney.eu/product.cfm?p=33342
- The Minx Blush Single Speed Mini Vibrator, Purple
A 6cm (2.4 inch) waterproof bullet-shaped vibrator with a single speed design.
Whilst the Minx Blush is hardly the most sophisticated vibrator on the market, it still does the trick – and, given that it can be yours for less than a fiver (with batteries included!), what more could you really want..?
€4.95
- Guilty Pleasure Beginner’s Bondage Kit
A soft black blindfold and four comfort-lined cuffs with ties.
Living in a post-50 Shades world as we do, it wouldn’t be the craziest thing if the idea of introducing a bit of bondage to the bedroom had ever crossed your mind… If the thought of being tied-up by your lover turns you on, but you’re not so keen on the idea of whips and metal chains, this rather luxe beginner’s bondage set is perfect for you – I mean, I would use the blindfold every night as an eye mask it looks so soft!
€19.95
https://loveangels.ie/guilty-pleasure-beginners-bondage-kit.html
- Casual Love Finger Fun
A battery operated, water-proof finger massager ring that vibrates.
Either place it on your finger or simply hold it between two – there’s nothing more to it! This little massaging device can be used anywhere, and is textured with small bubbles for extra stimulation! The ring’s wonderful usability and low price makes it perfect for your first purchase, and for experimenting non-penetratively.
€5.95
https://playblue.ie/products/casual-love-finger-fun
- Linx Wave Sucker Stroker Male* Masturbator
A latex-and-phthalates-free, waterproof male masturbator with a rippled internal texture.
This masturbator is a fabulous value choice for the penis-endowed. As far as practical matters go, the toy is easy to clean, and has two holes should you fancy purchasing bullet vibrators (sold seperately) for extra stimulation. For your immediate enjoyment, you’ll also be pleased to note that the masturbator is transparent to provide additional visual excitement, and is made from ‘supple, tactile real-feel material!’ No wonder it’s one of Playblue’s bestsellers!
€11.95
https://playblue.ie/collections/masturbators/products/linx-wave-sucker-stroker-male-masturbator
*This is the manufacturer’s phrasing, not our own.
- Dalia Nailed It Vibrator
A velvet-soft silicone vibrator and G-spot stimulator set, both 100% waterproof.
When shopping for vibrators there’s definitely a lot of choice (which can be hard to navigate), but I’ve learnt to trust in the extreme popularity of Dalia’s range. This beautiful example has 10 power settings and a detachable G-spot shaft – thank me later! You can also find it on clothing sites like NastyGal.com. Two birds, one stone?
€16.80
https://www.nastygal.com/ie/nailed-it-vibrator-and-g-spot-stimulator-set/AGG73635.html
- Amethyst Sensual Glass Butt Plug
A small, glass butt-plug, with an insertable length of 3 inches.
This butt plug is ideal for those who enjoy anal play. It’s also ideal for those who may have never experimented anally before. It’s made of glass, which provides a different sensation to that of its silicone counterparts. With a generous amount of lube and patience, it’s ready to go!
€22.95
8.Javida Rechargeable Clitoris Sucker Rabbit
A 21.6cm (8.5 inch) rechargeable rabbit-style vibrator (waterproof insertion length 13.3 cm (5.24 inch), insertion diameter 3.7cm (1.46 inch)) with twelve different vibration modes! The ‘ears’ of this particular rabbit takes the form of a clitoris sucker which (again) has twelve different modes, and, which can be controlled independently from the shaft!
I won’t lie, this is an expensive rabbit. But, in this case, I do think the investment is worth it – we are, after all, talking about the ultimate form of self-indulgence! Also, PlayBlue offers free delivery with purchase of this toy and you’ll be eligible to receive a free gift with your purchase!
€59.95
https://playblue.ie/products/javida-rechargeable-clitoris-sucker-rabbit
- Vibrating Lace Thong
A thong that discretely hides a small button-sized vibrator, perfectly placed for clitoral stimulation.
This is definitely a fun item to buy – for yourself, for a friend … for whoever! Not only are you getting some cute new underwear, but you’re also getting a hell of a good time – batteries included! The vibrator is single-speed, and controlled by a small button. It’s important to note that the vibrator is also removable, so no worries regarding washing of the underwear!
€27.20
https://www.lovehoney.eu/product.cfm?p=44099
- Lovehoney Oh! Oral Sex dice
The set includes three dice, each side with different prompts.
This fun little game allows for a bit of inspiration in the bedroom and is great for couples who may not have used sex toys before. They’re a soft landing into the big world of sex toys, and are the dice offer suggestions for what to do, where to do it and for how long, making it perfect for those seeking a little more direction.
€6.95
- Blaze Spreader Bar with Lockable Cuffs
A 40cm (15.75 inch) long metal spreader bar with two detachable cuffs, two padlocks, and two sets of keys. Cuff circumference is hugely adjustable, meaning that the product can easily be used on legs as well as hands.
This product offers a great entry into more hardcore bondage at a relatively low cost. The cuff placement makes this particular spreader more user-friendly in a whole range of positions and scenarios than the vast majority of other spreaders.
Currently discounted to €23.95. Otherwise, €39.95.
https://loveangels.ie/blaze-spreader-bar-with-lockable-cuffs.html
- Tracey Cox Supersex Pegging kit
This kit consists of 2 dildos, a bullet vibe, an adjustable harness, and 3 x O-rings of various sizes. The textured dildo has 6 inches insertable length and 1.5 inch girth. The smaller dildo has an insertable length of 4.5 inches and 1 inch girth.
This kit is recommended for beginners due to the dildo sizing. It’s decently priced for what’s included, it’s not intimidating, and is suitable for all genders and sexualities. It includes all the components you could need for pegging (including batteries for the vibrator)all in one place which means you don’t have to go looking. The harness is also machine washable.
€49.95
https://www.lovehoney.eu/product.cfm?p=40176
