My Life Is Like… New Girl Season 1: Christmas Special

Sinéad Creedon

Hi Sinéad, has anyone ever told you that you remind them of Jess in the Season 1 New Girl Christmas Special “The 23rd”?

People always tell me that I remind them of Jess. I assume it’s because of my glasses. And my fringe. But it could also be because I may just be the best person ever… and so is Jess? Jess does good. I do good. We should all be Jess. Also, in the Christmas episode, Jess tries super hard to be really sound, especially to Paul, but WE CAN ALL SEE THROUGH YOU JESS. She’s like me in that way: fake-sound, actually a bitch.

 

Would you like to attend a Christmas party like Schmidt’s work party?

Funnily enough, my brother is literally Schmidt so every Christmas is a Christmas party with Schmidt. We got him a t-shirt with Schmidt’s face on the front, that says “Schmidt happens” on the back. He wears it everyday. Also, I feel like Schmidt’s party would be really clean. He’s a clean freak. That would be nice. My flatmates won’t clean their spoons and I recently found one of them sleeping with my towel. I need a Schmidt Christmas party.

 

Like Jess do you have your favourite tacky Christmas lights your best friend would miss a flight for you just to see?

That’s a fire hazard. Stay safe kids.

 

Thank you Sinéad/Jess and her brother Schmidt, have a very Merry Christmas!

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